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08-14-2010, 07:45 AM | #1 |
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· I’m living next door to a Lebanese couple at the moment. They have 3 little kids and they’ve challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I’m just writing to you while the kettle boils! · Can you spare just $2? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Namibia . He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just $2, we will send you the video – its hilarious. · I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden. All he says is, "good morning you ugly prick?" It’s not yours is it? · I’m sick to death of people knocking on my door looking for donations. Just had one from the sperm bank. Boy, did I give her a mouthful. · Been to the optometrist today – he told me I was color blind. I’m f**kin' worried now that some of my buddies could be black. If you are, can you delete my e-mail address? · There’s a new anti-depressant for lesbians on the market: Trycoxagain. · I failed my biology exam today. I was asked to name 2 things commonly found in cells. Apparently, Mexicans and black rapists is not the correct answer. .
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08-14-2010, 03:13 PM | #4 |
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08-16-2010, 12:03 AM | #5 |
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08-16-2010, 05:11 PM | #6 |
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Funny one!!!!!!!!
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