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Old 06-03-2010, 05:46 PM   #1
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Doctors vs. Gun Owners

Doctors

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services


Guns

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million)

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI


So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT,

Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on Lawyers
for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical atttention!
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:49 PM   #2
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I can believe that.
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Old 06-04-2010, 12:00 PM   #3
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That's true I have been closer to getting killed by a doctor then a gun owner
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Old 06-04-2010, 06:56 PM   #4
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And doctors are registered, not like most guns. ;)
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Old 06-05-2010, 06:59 AM   #5
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