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Old 08-19-2011, 06:39 AM   #1
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ORD Approach: "United 143 best forward speed to the marker.
You are number one"

United 143 (male): "Roger, balls to the wall.:

ORD Approach: "American 245, you're number two behind a United 737. Follow him. Cleared visual at your best forward speed.:

American 245 (female): "Well, I can't do balls to the wall, but I can go
wide open."

Radio Silence ----

Unknown male Pilot: "Is American hiring?"

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Old 08-19-2011, 06:41 AM   #2
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