|
|
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks! |
05-20-2010, 09:10 AM | #1 |
Sr. Contributor
|
The Bacon Tree
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk." "Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork. "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree." "Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget." "Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree." And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath, "Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? " "Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush...."
__________________
Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181 |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
What did this to this tree,anyone? | Top Cat | Off-Topic | 17 | 04-23-2011 11:12 PM |
my nomad looks like an x-mas tree. | snarleybill08 | Vulcan Nomad/Vaquero/Voyager | 12 | 11-26-2009 12:06 AM |
Joshua Tree | Dave | Rides/Trip Reports/Travel Information | 21 | 11-23-2009 05:37 PM |
Tree Hugger. . . | lw | Lighter Side/Jokes | 14 | 08-17-2009 10:56 PM |
Bacon Tree | jussmatt | Lighter Side/Jokes | 3 | 06-02-2008 09:38 AM |
In Association with VBA Web | Join VBA Web Now! |