Two Blind Pilots

[rooster1]

assengers had already been seated when the two blind pilots, both wearing
dark glasses, boarded the plane. One pilot is using a guide dog and the
other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter
spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes
and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around,
searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is
forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in
the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge
of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into
the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts
smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into
their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. In
the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,

"You know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and
we're
all gonna die."

[jmorrow]

Hey! I was on that flight out of Detroit several year ago.....

[ringadingh]

[bear]

Now that there is funny!