Magic patch

oldbikers · 04-06-2010, 04:06 PM

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E..R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service........

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's though.....

The whole crew left and l never got my order...

**ringadingh** · 04-06-2010, 04:14 PM

Its amazing how much they understand under certain circumstances.

**Idaho** · 04-06-2010, 05:43 PM

**glwilson** · 04-06-2010, 06:00 PM

**Jared** · 04-06-2010, 06:08 PM

LOL!!!! So true!

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-06-2010, 11:22 PM

I started to post that a few weeks back Jim. I thought I might offend some so I didn't. I liked it though.

oldbikers · 04-07-2010, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AlabamaNomadRider

I started to post that a few weeks back Jim. I thought I might offend some so I didn't. I liked it though.

Gene if they are here illegally I hope they are offended

chainsaw · 04-07-2010, 09:36 AM

I'm with you Jim.

NRiderUSA · 04-07-2010, 10:38 AM

LOL, dont worry about the political correct group they seem to only voice when in numbers

pirate · 04-07-2010, 11:00 AM

That gave me a smile!

04-06-2010, 04:06 PM	#1
oldbikers Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Sardis Mississippi Posts: 3,513	Magic patch The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E..R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service........ It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole crew left and l never got my order... __________________ Jim Hardin Sardis MS Kawanow # 453 Proud PGR member Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-06-2010, 04:14 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Magic patch Its amazing how much they understand under certain circumstances. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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04-06-2010, 05:43 PM	#3
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Magic patch __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter
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04-06-2010, 06:00 PM	#4
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	Magic patch __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417
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04-06-2010, 06:08 PM	#5
Jared Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Greeley, Colorado Posts: 6,772	Magic patch LOL!!!! So true! __________________ Jared VBA #1051 (Former President) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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04-06-2010, 11:22 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Magic patch I started to post that a few weeks back Jim. I thought I might offend some so I didn't. I liked it though. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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04-07-2010, 09:36 AM	#8
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	Magic patch I'm with you Jim.
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04-07-2010, 10:38 AM	#9
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	Magic patch LOL, dont worry about the political correct group they seem to only voice when in numbers __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell
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04-07-2010, 11:00 AM	#10
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Magic patch That gave me a smile!
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