Concealed Carry - Joke

Netnorske · 05-09-2011, 02:16 PM

Mr. Glenn Anderson of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, cruises through a stop sign one afternoon, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Anderson," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Glenn says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a
.22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a 12 gauge shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Anderson, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...??"

"Not a fu*king thing..."......

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**ringadingh** · 05-09-2011, 03:29 PM

I need a pal like that!;D

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-09-2011, 09:04 PM

Funny.

Stump · 05-10-2011, 10:56 AM

05-09-2011, 02:16 PM	#1
Netnorske Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Everett, Washington Posts: 5,709	Concealed Carry - Joke Mr. Glenn Anderson of Cedar Rapids, Iowa, cruises through a stop sign one afternoon, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. He hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit. "Okay, Mr. Anderson," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?" "Yes, I am." "Well then, better tell me what you got." Glenn says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot." "Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?" Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a 12 gauge shotgun. That's about it." "Mr. Anderson, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?" "Nope." "Well then, what are you afraid of...??" "Not a fuking thing..."...... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ Kris Olsen* VBA #0691 2017 HD Ultra Limited Low 2013 Victory Cross Country Tour 2012 1700 Vulcan Voyager 2008 1600 Vulcan Nomad 1997 Vulcan 800 Classic *"Growing old is mandatory,* *but growing up is optional"* Custer 2009\|Kalispell 2010\|Cortez 2010\|Crescent City 2011\|Kanab 2012\|Canmore 2012\|Estes Park 2013\|Orofino 2014\|Lake Tahoe 2015\|Red Lodge 2016

05-09-2011, 03:29 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Concealed Carry - Joke I need a pal like that!;D __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-09-2011, 09:04 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Concealed Carry - Joke Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-10-2011, 10:56 AM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Concealed Carry - Joke __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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