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The other day I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E..R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service........ ![]() It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don't try it at McDonald's though..... The whole crew left and l never got my order...
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Its amazing how much they understand under certain circumstances.
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I started to post that a few weeks back Jim. I thought I might offend some so I didn't. I liked it though.
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I'm with you Jim.
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LOL, dont worry about the political correct group they seem to only voice when in numbers
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That gave me a smile!
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