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Old 09-05-2008, 03:42 PM   #1
phenrichs   phenrichs is offline
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Heard this today

Was in line at the DMV this morning and a guy told me this joke:

A rich man was dying and was trying to figure out a way to take it with him. He asked three friends for a favor. He gave $150,000 to his priest, his lawyer, and his gardner and asked them to place the money in his coffin when he dies.
So the guy dies and at the funeral each of the friends places an envelope in the casket and says goodbye. Afterward they go to lunch and are reminiscing when the priest sighs and says, "I have a confession. The church has been in trouble and I spent $50,000 of the money to keep the church open." The gardner then says, "Oh thank you. I felt so bad because I have spent some too, about $50,000." The lawyer pipes up and says, "Shame on you both. I can't believe you spent the money. I wrote a check for the full $150,000."
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