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11-26-2007, 06:09 PM | #1 |
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Will I live to be 80?
Billy Bob, a former biker picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well for his age.'
A little concerned about that comment, Billy Bob asked, 'Doc, do you think I'll live to be 80?' The doctor asked, 'Well, do you smoke tobacco and drink beer?' 'Oh no,' replied Billy Bob. 'I quit smoking and drinking years ago when I got married.' Then the doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' Billy Bob said, 'No, my other Doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Noticing his Harley-Davidson tattoos, the doctor asked 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun riding your motorcycle?' Billy Bob replied, 'No, I used to ride but I sold my bike when I got married.' The doctor then asked, 'Do you gamble and have a lot of sex?' 'No,' Billy Bob said. 'I quit gambling when I got married and my wife and I haven't had sex in years.' To that, the doctor looked at Billy Bob and said, 'Then why in the hell do you give a sh*t if you live to be 80?'
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