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Old 06-13-2008, 12:11 PM   #1
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man walks into the bar



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A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.
'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the
railroad tracks.
Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the
tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took
her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big
time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me
on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty?

'Dunno............Never found the head!'
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