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05-05-2010, 10:03 AM | #1 |
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An Italian and a lawyer.
A lawyer and an Italian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Italians are so dumb that he could put one over on him easily. So the lawyer asks if the Italian would like to play a fun game. The Italian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is lots of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500," he says. This catches the Italian's attention and he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?" The Italian doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Italian's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he can find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all his smart friends, all to no avail. After an hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Italian and hands him $500. The Italian pockets the $500 and tries to go back to sleep. But the lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Italian up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The Italian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep
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