Am I a magnet for dumb@$$'s

[wompus]

Rode to a PGR funeral today and had the bad luck of having a Hardley moron park right next to me.. although he WAS riding with another friend on a 96 Kawasaki Classic. He copped an attitude as soon as he saw my bike was a Nomad.

I tried to talk to him but he just ignored me... Later after everything was over we were all standing around shooting the breeze.. you know how that is.. when someone noticed the car tire on my bike.

Questions were flying and quiet a few said they have been to the Dark Side and asked my opinion on the tire. Well, I told them just how much I loved the tire.
Seems Mr. Morons Kawasaki buddy was real interested in putting one on his bike. Mr. "Hardley Dangerious" finally opened his mouth saying there was now way in hell he would run a CT on his bike because the sidewall was too soft.

I asked him "when was the last time you rode down the road on your side wall? He didn't like that! <G>
I said, "I bet if they had a car tire with Harley Davidson on it you would run it".. He just looked at me then his buddy and said. "I won't ride with anyone who runs a car tire on their bike"! I said, Well, that's your choice, but while you are replacing your tire every 10,000 miles I'll be on mine for a lot longer then you"...
Seems some people are too damn stupid to look past a name.

Did I mention he had a dew rag, boots, belt and buckle, jacket and hat all with HD on it... I wonder if his panties were from HD!?? <G>

My 99 Nomad has over94,000 miles on it where his 2003 Hardley had just under 7,000 miles on it... I guess "HE" was the real biker!


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