Miracle of toilet paper

[mmartin]

Fresh from her shower, my wife stood in front of the mirror complaining to me that her breasts where too small.
Instead of telling her that it was not so,
I suggested that." If you want your breasts to grow, then
every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, she fetch a piece of toilet paper and
standing in front of the mirror, rubbed the toilet paper between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," I replied.
Then she stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them
larger in a few years?"
Without missing a beat I said " It worked for your butt, didn't
it?"

I'm still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, I may even
walk again although I will probably continue to take my
meals through a straw.