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Old 09-21-2011, 07:04 PM   #1
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Proof at last **joke**

If you believe in creation as espoused in the Bible, then Adam and Eve's children would actually have had to have sex with one another for the earth to have become populated.

This is surely proof positive that Alabama was at one time the Garden of Eden.

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Old 09-21-2011, 08:18 PM   #2
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Old 09-21-2011, 10:57 PM   #3
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Old 09-22-2011, 04:03 PM   #4
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Hahahaha!!!
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Old 09-22-2011, 05:47 PM   #6
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Well, we know it wasn't New York. Adam and Steve lived there. :)
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:21 PM   #7
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Pissed

As Adam and Eve only had boys, Cain and Able, I think Eve and the boys were the ones having a grand ole time!
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Old 09-22-2011, 11:30 PM   #8
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I guess to some, incest is best, it's a game the whole family can play.
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My question about Adam and Eve. They had 3 children, Cain, Able, and Seth.
The bible states, "When Cain killed Able he then went to meet his wife"
WTF did she come from????
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:20 PM   #10
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Someone's imagination?
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:21 PM   #11
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Old 09-27-2011, 10:23 PM   #12
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More likely an ET.
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