The Son-in-Law

[jmorrow]

A man down in Texas finds out he has less than a year to live. He has a huge house, lots of land and billions of dollars and only his daughter to leave it to. He knows that his daughter couldn't take care of things so he decides to find her a husband. So, he invites all the eligible bachelors in Texas to his house for a party. After dinner, he takes them all out to his swimming pool. They see that it is filled with sharks, and snakes, and all sorts of nasty things like that. The old man says, to the man who will swim in this pool, I offer you your choice of three things. You can have all my money, all my land, or you can marry my daughter and have it all. He hears a loud splash behind him, and turns around to see someone swimming for his life down to the other end. As the bachelor pulls himself out the old man tells him, you are the bravest man I have ever met. Do you want the money? No, sir. the bachelor replied Do you want my land? No, sir. he replied Now the old man is excited. So, you want to marry my daughter and have it all? Again the man replied, No, sir. All I want, is to know which one of those bastards pushed me in!