Painting in the Nude

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One of our local rednecks, Billy Joe Bob, while a total idiot, was a

gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over

the country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful

young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy

Joe Bob if he could paint her in the nude.This was the first time

anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no

object, she was willing to pay $50,000. Not willing to get into

trouble with his wife, Billy Joe Bob asked the lady to wait while he

went in the house and conferred with his wife. In a few minutes he

returned and told the lady he was willing to do it. However, he would

have to leave his socks on so he would have some place to wipe his

brushes!