Funny Story

[chainsaw]

I stopped in Scott City Neb., for gas on Saturday and to get out of the rain for awhile. I was sipping on a Coke and munching on some crackers while talking to the very nice lady in the store. She said she really got freaked out by one of the bikers that happened by about 15 minutes before me. She said that if he would have come into the store she wouldn't have known what to do. The guy stopped to check either his phone or I-Pod, while his riding buddy rode on. I knew right away who it was as she described the rider. Who wouldn't. She said he was wearing a spiked helmet and a very ugly skeleton mask. I laughed as I told her he was a cup cake. She said that she was still freaked out though. SWB, scaring women everywhere. My hero.