Funny

[Idaho]

I know this does not belong here bit I choose not to visit the joke section for my own reasons and thought this was cute. Forgive me.

Here's your laugh for today.



*Getting A Parking Ticket **



The other day I went downtown to run a few errands. I went into the
local coffee shop for a snack. *


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I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was
this cop writing out a parking ticket.



I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'?



He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity
annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'



He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.



So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating** **Gestapo.' He finished
the second ticket and put it on

the windshield with the first.



Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.



This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the
more tickets he wrote.



Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus, and the
car that he was putting the tickets on

had one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'


I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.


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