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Old 12-13-2010, 10:45 AM   #1
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Dr. Visit

I went to the doctor the other day for a bad cold and found out my health center had given me a new doctor. A female...and she's young, and drop-dead gorgeous! There's just no way she'll ever get a ' resting ' heart rate or pulse from me as long as she's the one doing the checking.

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I think she could tell I was a little taken aback and nervous about having a woman doctor.
So she said, "Don't worry, I'm a 100% professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said, "I've been told my dick tastes funny."
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