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01-24-2008, 04:32 PM
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Location: Richmond, TX.
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Houston ATC
Houston ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are
cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R" Saudi Air: "Thank you Houston ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Houston ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Houston ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " HOUSTON ATC - HOUSTON ATC" Houston ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Houston ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus! Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- " |
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