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Old 07-29-2008, 03:40 PM   #1
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Listen to Old Men.....

A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and asked his dad if they could discuss the use of the family car. His dad said he'd make a deal with the kid. "You bring your grades from 'D' to a 'B' average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then, we will talk about the car."

The kid thought about that for moment, and decided he'd settle for the offer.

After a couple of months, the dad said, "son, you've brought your grades up and I've been watching you studying your Bible, but I'm a little disappointed that you haven't gotten your hair cut yet."

The kid looked at his dad and said, "you know Dad, I've been thinking about that. I've noticed, in my Bible studies, that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and I've seen all of them pictures of Jesus with long hair.."

And the father replied, "And did you also notice that everywhere they went, they walked?"
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