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Magic Lamp and Genni
A man was walking on a beach and found a lamp. Rubbing the lamp he discovered it was a magic lamp. A genni appeared and told the man, you have freed me from my bottle and I will grant you three wishes. The man thought for a moment and decided he wanted to be the best looking man, the genni said, no problem. And poof he was the best looking man anywhere. Then for his second wish he wanted to be the richest man. The genni said, no problem and poof he was the richest man in the world. The genni told him he only had one more wish. The man decided he would think hard on his last wish. He took the magic bottle with him where ever he went. About a week later he was walking down the street and looked across and saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He immediately pulled the magic bottle out and rubbed it. The genni appeared and said yes master, do you want your last wish? The man said, do you see the woman across the street? The genni said, yes master what do you wish for your last wish? The man said, I would like to lay between her legs for a week. The genni said, no problem. Poof you're a kotex.
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Watch what you wish for......it may come true
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