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03-28-2011, 11:23 AM | #1 |
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Magic Dildo
A man walks into an old antique store and sees nothing he likes except this strange object in the corner. He asks the old man who owns the store what it is, and he replies "a magic dildo."
The man doesn't believe him, but the store owner explains that to activate it, you say "magic dildo" and then its destination. So the man thinks, why not, and brings it home to his wife and says "magic dildo pu**y." His wife absolutely loves it, but the next day the man has to leave on a business trip, so he leaves the dildo with his wife, after warning her to be very careful. She promises, but as soon as he leaves, she turns it on, and has orgasm after orgasm. Shortly however, she wants to stop, but she realizes she doesn't know how. Panicking, she jumped into the car and started to drive to the hospital. Unfortunately however, she was swerving all over the road because of the dildo and she is quickly pulled over by a cop. The cop asks her why she was driving so recklessly and she says, "well officer, I have a magic dildo stuck in my pu**y and I need to get to the hospital" To which the cop replies "Magic dildo, my ass" |
03-28-2011, 11:31 AM | #2 |
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Magic Dildo
GO CAT GO....:)
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03-28-2011, 06:30 PM | #3 |
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03-28-2011, 07:27 PM | #4 |
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Now that would have been funny to see.
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03-28-2011, 11:15 PM | #5 |
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Wheres the video!
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04-01-2011, 10:39 AM | #6 |
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What can I say
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