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03-02-2009, 12:56 AM | #1 |
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A crusty old biker walked into a bank and said to the woman at the teller window, "I want to open a damn checking account."
The astonished woman replied, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account, NOW!" "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank." The teller left the window and walked over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation. The manager agreed that the teller did not have to listen to that foul language. The teller and the manager returned to the window and the manager asked the old biker, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" "There is no damn problem," the old biker said. "I just won 50 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" "I see," replied the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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03-02-2009, 09:38 AM | #2 |
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03-03-2009, 12:18 AM | #3 |
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03-03-2009, 02:23 PM | #4 |
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I bet the next thing he dose is takes it to a church and tries to donate some.
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