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10-22-2009, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
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A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 47
A story of a woman who just turned 47 years old:
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend. When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability. When I was 25, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement. When I was 28, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him. He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend. I am now 47 and am looking for a guy with a big dick. |
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10-22-2009, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Washington City, Utah
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A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 47
She found me!!
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited  There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them.  The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 |
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10-22-2009, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 47
Quote:
Then she laughed and left you for me!!
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10-22-2009, 11:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Fayetteville, Georgia
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A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 47
I got all her money and her best friend who was twice as hot as she was!
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10-24-2009, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 47
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