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10-31-2009, 10:26 AM | #1 |
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Southern hospitality at the airport
ATLANTA AIRPORT -
You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others.. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511. Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts.. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hi from us |
10-31-2009, 03:17 PM | #2 |
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10-31-2009, 05:39 PM | #3 |
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Praise the Lord and justice shall be served!!!
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10-31-2009, 05:55 PM | #4 |
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Amen! ;)
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11-01-2009, 10:46 PM | #5 |
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Southern hospitality at the airport
Now I really liked that.
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11-03-2009, 08:24 AM | #6 |
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Southern hospitality at the airport
Sweet, really like that one!
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