Texas Work Force Dept...

**glwilson** · 02-24-2010, 10:28 PM

The Texas Work Force Department claimed a rancher was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board.

The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to...... to the half-wit," said the agent.

The rancher replied, "That would be me."

**ringadingh** · 02-24-2010, 11:52 PM

Who sleeps with the half wits wife the rest of the time?

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-27-2010, 02:27 AM

Now that was a good one.

02-24-2010, 10:28 PM	#1
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	Texas Work Force Dept... The Texas Work Force Department claimed a rancher was not paying proper wages to his help, and sent an agent out to interview him. "I need a list of your employees, and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied the rancher, "there's my farm hand, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free ...room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week, plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally." "That's the guy I want to talk to...... to the half-wit," said the agent. The rancher replied, "That would be me." __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417

02-24-2010, 11:52 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Texas Work Force Dept... Who sleeps with the half wits wife the rest of the time? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-27-2010, 02:27 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Texas Work Force Dept... Now that was a good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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