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Old 10-28-2010, 11:49 AM   #1
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Three Dumb Hillbillies

Three Dumb Hillbillies!

Three Hillbillies are sitting on their porch in Arkansas. One says, "Boy is my wife dumb. She's so stupid that she went shopping today and bought an air-conditioner. Hell, we ain't got electricity!"

Then the other guy says, "Ah that ain't nothing, my wife's dumber than that! She went shopping yesterday and had a washing machine delivered." They all laughed and laughed, why nobody around here has plumbing!

The third Hillbilly said, "Well, I reckon my woman's got to be the dumbest. Just this morning I was looking in her purse for some change and found six condoms. Hell, she ain't got no pecker."
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Old 10-28-2010, 12:40 PM   #2
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Im on my way to Arkansas.
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Old 10-28-2010, 04:19 PM   #3
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Wonder whereabouts in Arkansas she's at ::)
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Three Dumb Hillbillies

Very funny.

Years ago I knew a lady that kept condoms hidden in a cabinet in her kitchen. Don't ask me how I know?
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