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**wompus** · 11-08-2010, 08:58 AM

President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?'

The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?'

Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.'

The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?'

Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.

The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits?

Why kill a blonde with big tits?'

Bush turns to the bartender and says,

'See, I told you, no one gives a sh*t about the 140 million Muslims'.

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**BudMan** · 11-08-2010, 06:25 PM

jesse · 11-08-2010, 09:31 PM

Right! ;)

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-08-2010, 10:14 PM

**ringadingh** · 11-14-2010, 09:15 PM

tombstone · 11-14-2010, 09:20 PM

Are there only 140 million?

Stump · 11-16-2010, 09:45 PM

11-08-2010, 08:58 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	One blonde President Bush, decides to leave the Ranch and go out to sit in a local Crawford bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, 'Isn't that Bush sitting at the end of the bar?' The bartender says, 'Yep, that's him.' So the guy walks over and says, 'Wow, this is a real honor! What are you doing in here?' Bush says, ' I'm planning WW III.' The guy says, 'Really? What's going to happen?' Bush says, 'Well, I'm going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits. The guy exclaimed, 'A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?' Bush turns to the bartender and says, 'See, I told you, no one gives a sh*t about the 140 million Muslims'. . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

11-08-2010, 06:25 PM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	One blonde __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

11-08-2010, 09:31 PM	#3
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	One blonde Right! ;) __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

11-08-2010, 10:14 PM	#4
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11-14-2010, 09:15 PM	#5
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11-14-2010, 09:20 PM	#6
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	One blonde Are there only 140 million?

11-16-2010, 09:45 PM	#7
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