Sunbathing

**jmorrow** · 11-09-2010, 04:50 AM

A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally
deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age,
also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers
and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation
with him.

"How are you today?"

"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.

"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.

"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned
back to his book.

"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years
ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked.

"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered , and again he
resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pu**y cats?"

With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her
blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked
the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"

The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-09-2010, 09:44 AM

Good one Jim.

Loafer · 11-09-2010, 10:42 AM

LMAO

jesse · 11-09-2010, 09:01 PM

Good one!

tombstone · 11-09-2010, 10:07 PM

Scrolled down 3 posts to reply and was still laughing..

**BudMan** · 11-10-2010, 05:54 PM

**ringadingh** · 11-14-2010, 08:11 PM

Stump · 11-16-2010, 08:52 PM

11-09-2010, 04:50 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Sunbathing A widowed lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book. "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" She asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ," he answered , and again he resumed reading. Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pu**y cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-09-2010, 09:44 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Sunbathing Good one Jim. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-09-2010, 10:42 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Sunbathing LMAO __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

11-09-2010, 09:01 PM	#4
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	Sunbathing Good one! __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

11-09-2010, 10:07 PM	#5
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Sunbathing Scrolled down 3 posts to reply and was still laughing..

11-10-2010, 05:54 PM	#6
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Sunbathing __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

11-14-2010, 08:11 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sunbathing __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-16-2010, 08:52 PM	#8
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Sunbathing __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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