Kentucky

**wompus** · 01-09-2012, 09:03 AM

Guy walks into a Lexington, KY watering-hole and bar and orders up a brew...

While sitting at the bar watching the TV, one of Obama's typical BS political ads came on. Once over, he suddenly jumps up on the barstool and yells at the top of his lungs to the entire room
"Obama is a horse's ass!"

The bartender gives him a real nasty look, promptly reaches under the bar and breaks-out an oak club about 18 inches long, then slams the poor guy in the face, knocking him off his stool and flying to floor.

After a minute or two, the guy picks himself up, takes a deep breath and says to the still-seething barkeep, "Man, I'm sorry-
I didn't know this was Obama country."

"It's not!" says the bartender. "This is horse country!"

Loafer · 01-09-2012, 11:19 AM

Always know where you are......

2x18wheeler · 01-09-2012, 12:05 PM

Always good to know your audience when talking!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-15-2012, 09:15 AM

Funny.

01-09-2012, 09:03 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Kentucky Guy walks into a Lexington, KY watering-hole and bar and orders up a brew... While sitting at the bar watching the TV, one of Obama's typical BS political ads came on. Once over, he suddenly jumps up on the barstool and yells at the top of his lungs to the entire room "Obama is a horse's ass!" The bartender gives him a real nasty look, promptly reaches under the bar and breaks-out an oak club about 18 inches long, then slams the poor guy in the face, knocking him off his stool and flying to floor. After a minute or two, the guy picks himself up, takes a deep breath and says to the still-seething barkeep, "Man, I'm sorry- I didn't know this was Obama country." "It's not!" says the bartender. "This is horse country!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-09-2012, 11:19 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Always know where you are...... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-09-2012, 12:05 PM	#3
2x18wheeler Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Bedell, New Brunswick, Canada Posts: 531	Always good to know your audience when talking! __________________ VBA#1838 Blue Knights#70718 2009 HD Ultra Classic 2010 Nomad August 2011-July2012 2008 900 Classic LT February 2009-August 2011

01-15-2012, 09:15 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181