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Old 04-21-2012, 11:09 AM   #1
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Smile Beer Drinking 101

I was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next
to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts
things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat? It coz I Chinee?"

"No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you little bastard!"
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Old 04-21-2012, 11:15 AM   #2
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I was leaning up against a bar and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next
to me. After about 5 minutes, I said to him, "Do you know any of those martial arts
things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?"

He says "No, why a fluck you ask me dat? It coz I Chinee?"

"No, no" I said. "It's 'cos you're drinking my beer, you little bastard!"
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