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Old 04-24-2012, 09:51 PM   #1
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Whats a 710

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage when a young woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little round piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one.'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, it’s right there.' The mechanic fainted.

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Old 04-24-2012, 10:06 PM   #2
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thats funny
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:07 PM   #3
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:41 PM   #4
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Is that dino 710 or synthetic?
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Old 04-25-2012, 04:48 AM   #5
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Funny.
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Old 04-25-2012, 05:53 AM   #6
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Well I see it, but what is it?
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