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05-31-2013, 07:13 PM | #1 |
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Three Bulls
Three bulls heard the rancher
was bringing another bull onto the ranch. First Bull: "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." Second Bull: "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows." Third Bull: "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows." Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture carrying the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes strains the steel ramp. First Bull: "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend." Second Bull: "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument." They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns and snorting. First Bull: "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it." Third Bull: "Hell, he can have all my cows. I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull."
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05-31-2013, 10:42 PM | #2 |
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Yes sir, spot on! Those pasture romances can get rough!
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06-02-2013, 07:29 AM | #4 |
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Three bulls discussing what they want to be some day....
First bull says I want to go to San Fransico and be a china bull.... Second bull says I want to go to New York and be a stock bull.... Third bull says I think I'll just stay in the field for heffer and heffer
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