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Old 08-25-2015, 08:02 PM   #1
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Prostate Exam

Shortest Prostate Exam Ever.

During the prostate exam, I asked the doctor,
“Where should I put my pants?
“Over there by mine,”
was not the answer I was looking for.
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Old 08-25-2015, 08:38 PM   #2
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I'd be running from that office real fast.
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Old 08-25-2015, 08:46 PM   #3
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My doctor is a female.
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Old 08-25-2015, 11:34 PM   #4
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Gonna be one helluvafight, before the exam is over.
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Old 08-26-2015, 02:58 AM   #5
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I'd be running from that office real fast.
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Old 08-26-2015, 04:47 AM   #6
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My doctor is female as well.
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Old 08-26-2015, 07:05 AM   #7
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my doc is a male and he will love this joke!
last year I told him ya could've taken off your class ring or something,or maybe your watch. and he laughs, I told him
I know I'm NOT gay, because I did not like that shit at all.
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Old 08-26-2015, 08:58 AM   #8
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I love that one!
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