Prostate Exam

recumbentbob · 08-25-2015, 08:02 PM

Shortest Prostate Exam Ever.

During the prostate exam, I asked the doctor,
“Where should I put my pants?
“Over there by mine,”
was not the answer I was looking for.

**ringadingh** · 08-25-2015, 08:38 PM

I'd be running from that office real fast.

OldSchool · 08-25-2015, 08:46 PM

My doctor is a female.

paul · 08-25-2015, 11:34 PM

Gonna be one helluvafight, before the exam is over.

The Black Knight · 08-26-2015, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ringadingh

I'd be running from that office real fast.

Bud2rat · 08-26-2015, 04:47 AM

My doctor is female as well.

skullbagger · 08-26-2015, 07:05 AM

my doc is a male and he will love this joke!
last year I told him ya could've taken off your class ring or something,or maybe your watch. and he laughs, I told him
I know I'm NOT gay, because I did not like that shit at all.

Loafer · 08-26-2015, 08:58 AM

I love that one!

08-25-2015, 08:02 PM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Prostate Exam Shortest Prostate Exam Ever. During the prostate exam, I asked the doctor, “Where should I put my pants? “Over there by mine,” was not the answer I was looking for. __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

08-25-2015, 08:38 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I'd be running from that office real fast. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-25-2015, 08:46 PM	#3
OldSchool Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Ballwin,MO. Posts: 1,542	My doctor is a female. __________________

08-25-2015, 11:34 PM	#4
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	Gonna be one helluvafight, before the exam is over. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

08-26-2015, 04:47 AM	#6
Bud2rat Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: St. Pauls, NC Posts: 2,089	My doctor is female as well. __________________ Robert Torrey VBA# 02077 Vroc# 27672 1996 800A Customized (SOLD) 2001 1500 Nomad (The Mistress) 2013 Voyager 2014 SE Rally - Elkins, WV 2016 SE Rally - Helen, Ga

08-26-2015, 07:05 AM	#7
skullbagger Advanced Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Location: N.C. Posts: 727	my doc is a male and he will love this joke! last year I told him ya could've taken off your class ring or something,or maybe your watch. and he laughs, I told him I know I'm NOT gay, because I did not like that shit at all. __________________ " If your like most people its not for you " VULCAN VAQUERO Last edited by skullbagger; 08-27-2015 at 04:50 PM.

08-26-2015, 08:58 AM	#8
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I love that one! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]