Technical problems

[mick56]

Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware. I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my MercedesEClass Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but I've been told there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself. Any advice would be helpful, many thanks

[smokier]

Dear Valued Customer,
Did you do a SHUTDOWN and RESTART? You didn't get PRENUP 2.1 installed prior to WIFE1.0, which could have avoided some of WIFE1.0 MONEY subroutines.
You probably need to upgrade your RAM and a larger HARDDRIVE. While these physical upgrades won't completely solve WIFE1.0, they will satisfy some of WIFE1.0' unwritten requirements. The DIAMONDS add-on pack has also been known to quiet WIFE1.0, temporarily.
Avoid adding MISTRESS2005 after the MotherInLaw pop-ups start appearing. These two are completely incompatible, and will cause MotherInLaw to push the LITIGATION ransomware routine throughout your system.
If you wish to return to DrinkingMates5.0 with Football5 and LadNightOut4, you will need to purchase WifeDefense-legal edition version 10. It is an expensive, but short term application. After that, you may perform a warm reboot.
Best wishes and thank you for purchasing our family of products.

[Chuck A.]

[BrokeAss]

Haha, love it!!!

[duffy]

Gotta be careful with any of this fancy new software................it can be dangerous and expensive from start to finish. Good luck.

[The Black Knight]

[Atom]

Those were great!

[schoeney]

Run a Lorraine Bobbit malware scan...it can prevent your Hard Drive from becoming dysfunctional.

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[ringadingh]

Perhaps you should try using some of the Chinese software, I've heard that it's being running very well most times , is programmable, quiet, and works as it should. Very few problems with outgrowing it's original size as well.