Animal lover.

[mick56]

True story. A hot sunny day, and hard working bricklayer was driving on his way home from work. A black cat ran across the road, and he heard a thump. So thinking he had hit it, he stopped. Then walked back to see if he could help the poor animal. Looking on the grass to the left & right, he found the cat. It was just laying there in the long grass, motionless, but breathing really hard. Full of remorse, and not really knowing what to do, he decided it was best to put it out of its misery. He went back to his van and got a huge spanner. And so with great remorse, he twatted the cat over the head, and killed it. Almost immediately, a woman stuck her head over the fence of one of the houses that back onto the road. She started screaming at him, calling him a murderer, and saying she was going to call the police. After spending ages trying to assure her that he only did what he thought was best for the cat, he drove home.That night a policeman tapped his door. Having explained, the man was asked to come outside to look at his van. After opening the bonnet, the policeman shone his torch inside. Only to reveal, a pretty well fucked up black cat, wrapped around the alternator belts. It turned out that the other black cat, the one on the grass verge, was just snoring away in the sunshine. When it was twatted to death, with a 3/4 Whitworth socket and extension bar. Good quality tools them.