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Old 06-17-2008, 11:23 AM   #1
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A Woman's Poem


He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then turned and smacked the sh*t out of him...
Like his mother used to do!

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I'm really starting to wonder about you Scoot. :-/
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Old 06-17-2008, 01:47 PM   #3
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OWWWWW!!!
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:06 PM   #4
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LOL!! Look out for the flames though SWB!!! LOL!
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Old 06-17-2008, 03:08 PM   #5
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lol....Scoot's ok...a real man can tell a joke from the female perspective!

BUT you will lose your man card if you tell man bashing jokes...don't forget!!
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