Fat-head

06-25-2008, 05:37 PM

WHAT A MAN WANTS

A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla."

He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?"

The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?"

"I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life.
First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine.
Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pu**y and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

jussmatt · 06-25-2008, 05:41 PM

OUCH!!! Busted!!! LOL!

Sounds like one of the guys I work with here.... Of course, he stated this AFTER his divorce...but he used to say that, " F**king her was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!! " Man... Sux to be him!!! LOL!

06-25-2008, 05:51 PM

maybe the problem was with HIS size? Ever think of that??? lol

basco · 06-25-2008, 06:15 PM

I told my son he was going to have to pay for half of his mothers lift she got a couple of months ago since he has been hanging on them for 23 years damn mommas boy :)

**ringadingh** · 06-26-2008, 08:58 AM

Poor old Fat head.

dakals · 06-26-2008, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

maybe the problem was with HIS size? Ever think of that??? lol

+1111111111111111111

ridemslow · 06-26-2008, 08:56 PM

It's not the angle of the dangle, but the cube of the tube... food for thought.

06-25-2008, 05:37 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Fat-head WHAT A MAN WANTS A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says "I'll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have a vanilla." He then slaps his son on the back of the head and says: "What do you want, fat-head?" The lady behind the counter, shocked, says, "Why did you call him that?" "I'll tell you why," says the dad. "There's really only three things a man wants in life. First, he wants a nice big truck. See that nice big truck parked outside? That's mine. Second, he wants a nice big house. I have one of the biggest houses in town. Third, and most important, he wants a nice tight pu**y and I had that too until fat-head here came along."

06-25-2008, 05:41 PM	#2
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Fat-head OUCH!!! Busted!!! LOL! Sounds like one of the guys I work with here.... Of course, he stated this AFTER his divorce...but he used to say that, " F**king her was like throwing a hot dog down a hall way!! " Man... Sux to be him!!! LOL!

06-25-2008, 05:51 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Fat-head maybe the problem was with HIS size? Ever think of that??? lol

06-25-2008, 06:15 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Fat-head I told my son he was going to have to pay for half of his mothers lift she got a couple of months ago since he has been hanging on them for 23 years damn mommas boy :)

06-26-2008, 08:58 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Fat-head Poor old Fat head. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-26-2008, 08:56 PM	#7
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Fat-head It's not the angle of the dangle, but the cube of the tube... food for thought. __________________

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