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Old 01-12-2008, 07:18 PM   #136
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Old 01-12-2008, 09:22 PM   #137
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yo yo yo
Hey baby,you
Yeah you, come here and give me a kiss
better make it fast
or else i'm gonna get pissed
can't you feel the music pumping hard
like i wish you would

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Old 01-12-2008, 09:42 PM   #138
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You late early 40'sand late 30's ..might remember this...thought it was hot back in 82 or 83....was a good song to uhhhmmm...uhhhmmm.....play during.

Il me plait d’etre l¨¤ avec tu.
Je ne sais pas ou¡Â* ou le temps s’est enfui.
Oh je t’aime mon ch¨¦ri.

Funny how time flies when you’re having fun
Ooh baby
Funny how time flies when you’re having fun (fun)
Oh baby

I don’t know where it all went
Time passed us by
Just when it seemed the fun began
Ooh

Funny how time flies when you’re having fun, please stay
Funny how time flies (please stay) when you’re having fun, mmm

But time never ends
Let’s find the time
To get together once again, someday soon

Funny how time flies when you’re having fun, mmm, yeah, hoo
Funny how time flies when you’re having fun (fun)

Don’t you ever leave
(funny how time flies when you’re having fun)
Don’t you ever go
Say you love me so
(funny how time flies when you’re having fun)
Mmm

Funny how time flies when you’re having fun
When you’re having fun, yeah, hmhmm
Funny how time flies when you’re having fun (fun)

Je ne sais pas ou le temps s’est enfui.
Il me plait d’etre l¨¤ avec tu.

I really don’t know where all the time went
I really have to go
Stop, stop
Oh I really have to go
Oh, I really have to go
One more time?

Oh je t’aime mon cheri.

Oh¡Â*oh, oh
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:44 AM   #139
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What kind of PU$$Y song is that you sorry excuse for a man!!!
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:56 AM   #140
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Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Ah
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
Why don't we do it in the road? Mm
No one will be watching us
Why don't we do it in the road?

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Old 01-13-2008, 08:10 AM   #141
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Old 01-13-2008, 12:01 PM   #142
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What kind of PU$$Y song is that you sorry excuse for a man!!!
Got me lots of IT ;)
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:02 PM   #143
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You must have been "hoggin"
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Old 01-13-2008, 01:19 PM   #144
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Why don't you kiss...kiss this
And I don't mean on my rosy red lips
Me and You, oh we are through
And there's only one thing left for you to do
You just come on over here one last time
Pucker up and close your eyes, and kiss this...good bye
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Old 01-13-2008, 05:28 PM   #145
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Are you lonesome tonight
do you miss me tonight
Are you sorry we drifted apart
Does your memory stray to a bright sunny day
When I kissed you and called you sweetheart
Do the chairs in your parlor seem empty and bare
Do you gaze at your doorstep and picture me there
Is your heart filled with pain, shall I come back again
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:12 AM   #146
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Turn out the lights
The party's over :(
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:32 AM   #147
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KID ROCK LYRICS

"Balls In Your Mouth"

Cruisin' thru town in my jacked up truck
eyes open cuz I'm scopin' for a big butt sl*t
One that I can take straight back to my house
and have her suck my dick and put my balls in her mouth
Now get, get with it looked across the street
I seen a slimmy in a skirt boppin to the beat
So I capped up my 40 threw it under the seat
rolled up on the freak and I started to speak
But before I could talk she go grabbed my dick
licked her lips and started talkin that porno sh*t
She said look here I know you're Kid Rock
then whispered in my ear "I wanna swallow your c**k"
Well blow me up and then blow me down
cuz I think i just found the biggest freak in town
And now I can't wait to get her back to my house
set her down on her knees and put my balls in her mouth
[Chorus]
Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
Back to my crib with no delay
big grin on my grill and not much to say
Except her yo beatch how's about
I drop my my drawers and put my balls in your mouth
Next the cutie started rubbin my back
then she put a finger right between my booty crack
So I grabbed her wrist quick and said hold up sl*t
"Ain't nobody stickin mothin in my butt"
Now right then I knew I had a ho and a half
and all I could do is sit back and laugh
Stare at the cceiling thinking about
this chick I just met's got my balls in her mouth
[Chorus]
Balls in your mouth
balls in your mouth; "U want my balls in your mouth"
After I busted my nuts I drove her to the cut
she said "I hope you don't think that I'm a big sl*t,
And please don't tell anyone what we've been thru"
Next day I told the whole f**kin crew
Spread the news thru the whole d**n town
and to the chick it musta got back around
So I told the ho sorry and tried to make amends
but she tried to front me in front of my friends
Runnin off at the lip talking all that sh*t
that I'm a beatch I'm a prick and that I got a small dick
I just waited till she walked away to shout
"f**k you beatch, u had my balls in your mouth!"










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Old 01-14-2008, 09:53 AM   #148
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Now you're messin' with a,
a son of a bitch!

Now you're messin' with a sonofabitch.
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Old 01-15-2008, 12:37 PM   #149
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UH HU
I like big tits
YOU see em on the street
left and right
i like big tits that right
i try to look away but i can't resist
evertime i try to call it quits
Hear come some tits thats a big ten 4
Uh hu
I like big tits uh hu
tits
Well they come in twos
hard to choose
your favorite tit
uh hu
i like tits for dinner a noon time snack
i like tits for lunch a big tit attack
i like tits for breakfast
iwhat it is
their where its at
tits
they give me shivers when they bounce around
buckeld up or hanging on the ground
i like big tits
uh hu
tits save it all for me
tits
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