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07-27-2008, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ianicky

I,m sure she would look better after a few pints

and you could always keep your eyes shut whilst she providing that service ;)

Few pints of whiskey maybe......... ::)

07-27-2008, 10:45 AM

....and a blindfold?

bigdave · 07-27-2008, 11:18 AM

pillowcase

basco · 07-27-2008, 01:01 PM

Thats a double bagger for sure
you put one on her and one on yourself in case hers falls off

socwkbiker · 07-27-2008, 01:51 PM

I don't think there's enough alcohol for that one.

07-28-2008, 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basco

Thats a double bagger for sure
you put one on her and one on yourself in case hers falls off

tkd · 07-28-2008, 01:55 PM

I'm thinking she's a "legger". For those of you who don't know, a "legger" is when you sneak out of bed, and stick your foot in the toliet and urinate down your leg so the tinkling doesn't wake her while you try to sneak out.

Also, could be a "4 bagger". One for you, one for her, and 2 for the neighbors in case they see her leaving in the morning.

tkd · 07-28-2008, 01:57 PM

Ok, now who's gonna poney up and label the "1 sure thing, 3 definites, and 2 maybes" if they could keep a keep a secret?

LOL

07-28-2008, 02:45 PM

You guys are being awfully cruel to BD's sister.

blowndodge · 07-28-2008, 05:21 PM

Which wife was that Nico???

07-28-2008, 05:26 PM

blowndodge · 07-28-2008, 05:42 PM

Shoot SWB,,, Nico could drink you pretty!!!!

basco · 07-28-2008, 06:35 PM

Come on now BD that would take a whole hell of a lot of drinking
you have seen SWB right hes not pretty like me

**Kawhead** · 07-29-2008, 09:32 AM

Cain't hold my feets to the fire o'er the WWW. tkd :-D

socwkbiker · 07-29-2008, 02:16 PM

Do they deliver alcohol in tanker trucks? That's about what it would take to drink me pretty.

07-27-2008, 10:45 AM	#17
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07-27-2008, 11:18 AM	#18
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07-27-2008, 01:01 PM	#19
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	MILF Realtors Thats a double bagger for sure you put one on her and one on yourself in case hers falls off

07-27-2008, 01:51 PM	#20
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	MILF Realtors I don't think there's enough alcohol for that one. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-28-2008, 01:55 PM	#22
tkd Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Elk River, MN (twin cities) Posts: 271	MILF Realtors I'm thinking she's a "legger". For those of you who don't know, a "legger" is when you sneak out of bed, and stick your foot in the toliet and urinate down your leg so the tinkling doesn't wake her while you try to sneak out. Also, could be a "4 bagger". One for you, one for her, and 2 for the neighbors in case they see her leaving in the morning.

07-28-2008, 01:57 PM	#23
tkd Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Elk River, MN (twin cities) Posts: 271	MILF Realtors Ok, now who's gonna poney up and label the "1 sure thing, 3 definites, and 2 maybes" if they could keep a keep a secret? LOL

07-28-2008, 02:45 PM	#24
Guest Posts: n/a	MILF Realtors You guys are being awfully cruel to BD's sister.

07-28-2008, 05:21 PM	#25
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07-28-2008, 05:42 PM	#27
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	MILF Realtors Shoot SWB,,, Nico could drink you pretty!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

07-28-2008, 06:35 PM	#28
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	MILF Realtors Come on now BD that would take a whole hell of a lot of drinking you have seen SWB right hes not pretty like me

07-29-2008, 09:32 AM	#29
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07-29-2008, 02:16 PM	#30
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	MILF Realtors Do they deliver alcohol in tanker trucks? That's about what it would take to drink me pretty. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD