SE Rally

[reaper]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

I'm glad to see both your personalities have come to a mutual peace agreement and posted the same yet separate questions, but if y'all don't mind, I'll answer both of you at the same time. Heaven forbid I get and extry post count. Calm down and rest easy. Be assured there are no male on male sexual innuendos implied here and any concluded are either coincidental or a result of repressed desires. My IQ scores reside in the Super Genius range and talents includes everything between Olympiad Asymmetric Bars competition to advanced telecommunication satellite engineering, but the ability to control an individuals first thought is not my forte.

Besides, in Europe, it's not considered unusual for three of four men to share a bed.

One problem at a time please.

Let me explain something to you, Dave. There are two kinds of angry people in this world: explosive and implosive. Explosive is the kind of individual you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons. Implosive is the cashier who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store. Reaper is the cashier.

Noting Reapers unprovoked angry outburst, in order to protect everybody from him and him from everybody, I feel it necessary to place him in my intensive anger management care for the duration of the next rally.
We need to go over some ground rules. He is to refrain from any any acts of violence including verbal assault and vulgar hand gestures. He may not use rage enhancing substances, such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy-flippy's, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs or flying willards.
Also, if he's unable to stop masturbating, he should do so without the use of any pornographic images depicting quote, unquote 'angry sex.'
That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think he'll be pleasantly surprised how much fun we can have together.

Say .... Huh?...What?....
What you talkin bout Willis.
No caffeine? No alcohol? You are beggin to be shot!
As for hand gestures,I was just trying to tell you, you're number 1

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by trosco

Rhonda said she had fun and thought you all "were real nice". I am not going to let her see any of these comments as it could affect the way she would look at future rides. Best she just be unaware of the dark undercurrent of deviant emotional connections that were made during this rally.
I am in Des Moines IA picking up my grandson and we head to the Mountain View Ark rally tomorrow. Hopefully this rally will be "G" rated.
Enjoyed ya all and see ya soon!

Ross, Ross, Ross. This thread began with a stark raving mad lunatic screaming uncontrollably like he'd lost his mind, then they was a train wreck somewhere, and ended happily with him mildly sedated and drooling. Action, adventure, and love. All the kinda stuff you find in great Novels andd Movies for a fraction of the price. Now I ask you, "How much more "G" rated can you get with out getting all mushy and syrupy?" Them kind always wonder, why the hell things like a buncha people jump on their bikes and haul ass the hell outa there like they just robbed the place, and leave them standing in an empty parking lot scratching their lonely asses.
Go figger.
Then they's always the lame assed, twisting of the dagger, misunderstanding about time excuse.

Where were you Ross? You strike me as the kind of individual that finds himself in this situation from time to time. You could've been the ray of sunshine that could've provided congruent fortitude to this poor soul during his dark hours of time of heartbreak, and murked turmoil.

Never you mind, ol' Kawhead once again uped and saved a disturbed suicidal case from himself.
Lokk at him now. Happy as the metaphoric clam.

Originally Posted by reaper

Say .... Huh?...What?....
What you talkin bout Willis.
No caffeine? No alcohol? You are beggin to be shot!
As for hand gestures,I was just trying to tell you, you're number 1

Thanks for being a good sport, Reaper, (if that's even your real name) and cutting up with me.
Somehow, I get the feeling that someday it'll be me and you left standing in the parking lot with the distraught betrayed despaired look, unhinged jaws slamming our helmets into the pavement and cussing with wailing open throat screams.
We can't get carried away with it. Trust me, it can get the police called on you.
Don't ask me how I know. It's a very long embarrassing story.

By the by Ross, you might as well let Miss Rhonda go ahead and read the forum.
You already know the odds are fair, but if history yet again repeats itself she wont be around much longer, and my educated guess is it ain't going to be a result of reading the musings of depraved individuals on the forum, whomever they might be. I shan't mention these pant load's names, for they very well know---just---whom---they---are.

I took her to dinner and before the first course was done she excused herself, went to the ladies room and bailed out the funkin' window. She wouldn't have done that had it not been for that damn forum....... NOT!

G'nite Everybody. You been wonderful! I'm starting to miss the glass and my mouth with the bottle. I'll be here all week!

[Bud2rat]

Boy!! am I glad that I read this thread. I'm seeing a side of some that I didn't see at the rally. You guys are starting to scare me.......LOL. On the lighter side, I had a great time meeting all.

[davidhollinger]

LOL! I don't know where to begin I think I will just let sleeping dogs and Kaws lie still. I wish like hell I could have made that rally.
This thread has gone spiraling out of control! 😱😎

[Kawhead]

Yeah I know what y'all mean. I wonder 'bout some of these folks sometimes myself.

[reaper]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

Yeah I know what y'all mean. I wonder 'bout some of these folks sometimes myself.

Well if that ain't the pot callin the kettle, black, I don't know what is!

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by reaper

Well if that ain't the pot callin the kettle, black, I don't know what is!

Reap, when we point at finger at someone we have three pointing back at us, now don't we?
Calm down you aggravating insane cartoon character and quit letting little things bother you. Try drinking a lot of Jose' Queirvo when stuff bothers you. It makes problem go away in spite of what the minions say.


I declare, undertaking the task of making you a fit social misfit is more of an under-task-taking than I thought it was going to be.

Try taking deep breaths and letting everything back out and think about asinine women. The kind on a scale of 1 to 10 you'd give her face a 4 and her ass a 9.

[coacha]

Kawhead, just so you know, Reaper's first name is Grim...hope you don't see him in your dreams.

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by coacha

Kawhead, just so you know, Reaper's first name is Grim...hope you don't see him in your dreams.

That's why I'm trying so hard to make him a better person and be his friend, that way he can at least claim he has one, but it's a start to many more to come.

Hell, everybody else only wanted to use one clothes pin and leave him twisting in the wind, and I was the one that suggested more so when he was hung out at least he could dry. A good hearted fellow I am.

[rhunt4]

where am I Is this the Vulcan forum or Dr. Ruth special. If latter please help me Me Kawasaki looks and rides like a Honda

[Kawhead]

Naw, this place serves as a proxy Sigmund Freud Institute for tormented troubled souls, with no cash resources, seeking sympathetic healment and tranquil placidity.

Some guys wanna get on here after getting inebriation and make light of these hopeless demented psychotic cases and pontificate stupid.

I try to stay out of it myself.

[plumber63]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

I try to stay out of it myself.

[Kawhead]

Sometimes it's like when I'm in the truck and all of a sudden they's a squirrel in front of me and and I'm swerving to avoid it, and he's uh ziggin' and uh zaggin', and in spite all my best efforts I hear a "THUNK" and then they's squirrel pizza for the buzzards.

[SkinnyPedal]

DANG... I read all dat...

[Top Cat]

Originally Posted by SkinnyPedal

DANG... I read all dat...

Why you could save time on most threads by not reading anything by Kawhead, Silent Sam or Mick you wouldn't miss a thing pertaining to the original subject matter