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Old 06-02-2009, 01:18 PM   #1
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A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.

While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?"

The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have you found a pubic hair stuck in my tooth?"

The dentist says, "No, not quite. You've got some sh*t on the end of your nose!" ::)
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:21 PM   #2
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Old 06-03-2009, 09:15 AM   #4
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??? All this time I thought oral sex was just talking about it :-[
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??? All this time I thought oral sex was just talking about it :-[
that's a Pa. thing Larry, the rest of the world does it different :-/
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Old 06-03-2009, 05:56 PM   #6
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Now who here didn't just try to wipe the end of their noses???
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You Guys in Pa. sure have some strange customs... ???
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That's a sh*tty way for your dentist to find out what you've been up to.
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