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Old 01-19-2010, 07:49 PM   #1
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A woman went to her doctor, beaten black and blue. . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."
Doctor:" I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle".

Two weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.
Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk I gargled with chamomile tea and nothing happened.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
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