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Old 04-16-2009, 11:53 AM   #1
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Clinton & Pope

Clinton and the Pope die on the same day. There is a mix up on the paper work and Clinton is sent to heaven and the Pope is sent to hell. After arriving the pope tells the hell administrators about the problem and it is acknowledged, but he says it will take 24 hours to make the exchange. On the way up to heaven Clinton and The Pope meet.

Pope: Oh finally I'm in heaven. I've been waiting for this my whole life.

Clinton: Waiting for what???

Pope: I've wanted to meet the Virgin Mary my whole life.

Clinton: I think you're too late.
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