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11-13-2008, 12:37 PM | #1 |
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A man who has been un-decided about his sexuality all his life finally decides he is going to try sex with another man.
He goes to the local gay bar, and orders a drink. The barman says "You look nervous, first time?" "Yes" Says the man. "Not to worry, I will take you back to my house and have sex with you. If you don't like it make the noise of an animal, and if you do like it, just sing a song." The man agrees and goes home with the barman at the end of his shift. They go into his bedroom, and the barman strips him off and starts giving him one in the arse. He hears his new friend screaming "Moooo , moooo, MOON RIVER." |
11-13-2008, 04:08 PM | #2 |
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Did he forget the words :-/ :'(
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11-14-2008, 12:07 AM | #3 |
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Maybe it cures studdering.
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11-17-2008, 11:51 PM | #4 |
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I wonder if he jumped?
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