Husband's Never Learn

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-21-2010, 11:32 PM

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the mostsheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents itto his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of flowers to the National Association for a little off today Husbands (NARH).

**ringadingh** · 02-22-2010, 08:19 AM

02-21-2010, 11:32 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Husband's Never Learn A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the mostsheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents itto his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself." She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!" He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin......donations in lieu of flowers to the National Association for a little off today Husbands (NARH). __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-22-2010, 08:19 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Husband's Never Learn __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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