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Old 12-09-2010, 10:47 AM   #1
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I recently applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and an outside entertainment
sound system big enough for a football stadium. It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it snot green with titty pink trim.

The City Council told me to go to hell.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a mosque.

.........Work starts on Monday...
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