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Old 05-18-2011, 10:39 PM   #1
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T-Jim, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.

His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him in Louisiana for paintings.

One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked T-Jim if he would paint her in the nude

This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000.

Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, T-Jim asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with his missus.

In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, "Yeah, I'll paint ya in you nude, but I'll haff 'ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."
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Makes sense....
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Always ask the wife first...
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Could it be the artist lives in Schriever, LA?
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Clean brushes are a must.
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Old 05-19-2011, 07:34 PM   #7
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Could it be the artist lives in Schriever, LA?
Steve, don't tell dem all mah secrits. ::)
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Could it be the artist lives in Schriever, LA?
???:o I think I know that guy!
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